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Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts

Monday, March 30, 2009

Superstitious Much?

Ok, raise your hand if your grandma has ever cured you of "el ojo"? No one? Damn....so maybe my family IS a little weird for praying over me while running a cold egg through my body. I have come to realize that, um, not everyone's granny does this sorta thing outside of the confines of our town. Maybe it's our Mexican-American culture mixed in with the Catholic upbringing that makes all of this "the norm" in my hometown. Nonetheless, the facial expressions that I encounter while talking about some of our superstitions and old wives tales is priceless. No, my grandma is not a curandera. But she could be :)
  • El Ojo (a.k.a. The Evil Eye) - Mom says I have it pretty strong at times. Most of the time, it is not done intentionally or maliciously (as in my case), but it could be something as simple as someone's food falling to making a baby cry. What happens is that I'll stare at my mom while she is eating the last flan in the fridge, and then it just FALLS. Or, when I am admiring someone walking down the street and they trip. Or I'll see a baby and I have to touch it, or I will give it El Ojo and it will cry and I will end up with a terrible headache. Or my tia will compliment me on my earrings without touching them, and it will break or get lost within a matter of hours. The Cure: Granny would grab an egg from the fridge and let it acclimate to room temperature while she gathered a glass of water, some a palm leaf (that the church hands out on Palm Sunday) and some red thread. She would get the egg, and would run the egg across my body as she said the Our Father five times. Then she would crack the egg in the glass of water, put some red thread in the water, and make little crosses out of the palm leaf. If I had the evil eye, the "whites" of the egg would surface and touch the crosses. Prevention: Touch whatever you think is cute, because odds are - it will cry, break or get lost. Babies in my hometown don't leave the house without "el ojo de vendado" (the deer's eye) with them at all times. The "eye" (I'm not sure if it's a real eye or not) is supposed to ward off the evil eye from those that wear it. Legend has it that babies need the protection because they are innocent and defenseless life creatures. Anyways, it looks like this, and yes I had one as a baby and my mommy still has it:

Some other superstitions/old wives tales I ran across during my childhood:
  • Don't put your purse on the floor because your money will run away
  • Cover your hair and the mirrors in the house during a lightning/thunderstorm
  • Put a piece of red thread on a baby's forehead to stop the hiccups
  • Don't point at a rainbow, or you'll get a wart on your finger
  • If you watch a dog pee/poop, you will get a pimple-like thing on your eye lid
  • If you hear a dog howl at night, it means the devil is near. Get a pair of shoes and cross them, one on top of another
  • Black cat crossing the street? Not good - you're screwed.
I'm sure there are more, but I wonder what other "cultural superstitions" there are?

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

This beats the GoogleMap's kitty

God, the things you find on the internet.

Below, you will find a GoogleMap link to a street called Sampsonia Way in Pittsburgh. Do the following and tell me what you see:

  1. Click here for the map
  2. Put it on Street View
  3. Scroll to your left just a tad.
  4. Laugh.
De nada :-)

Friday, June 27, 2008

Push It!


Um.....seriously? I mean, come on.....for real? Do you REALLY need to carry that iPod with you EVERYWHERE?

What's scary is that this thing boasts "waterproof speakers" - um. I have no more words.

And I don't WANT to know how filthy that iPod is going to be.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Beebsville


So you still want to get away from your asshole neighbors and ridiculous property taxes? Well, this man made island is still up for grabs, if you have enough clams - 8.2 million to be exact. The pad itself looks mighty fine, but.....no Wal-Mart, no Little Woodrow's, no Mickey D's - but you will be master of your land and that may just be worth it.

Merry Christmas Pookie!!


Because I hate your alarms and you never turn them off and leave me to do it, I am going to get you one of these for Christmas. And the number one spot is calling your name!!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I may be fatter, but dammit I'm happier!


In the "you call that breaking news???" of the day, there is a study that informs us that married people tend to gain weight faster than single folks.

I was there - I tried so hard to be thin when I know I'm not the skinny type. I wanted to impress the hot guys so I tried to match my competition - which was hard since the majority of single ladies at that time "my age" were skinny college girls with adorable bodies. Then I met my fiance. And I gained the weight - bad.

It's no surprise that when you start dating someone, move-in, become engaged or marry someone, you tend to let yourself go a bit. It's no news - we all know that. But I must say - I was more miserable when I was skinnier.

Dumbledore was gay?!?!?

Oh great - there goes my Dumbledore fantasy....

I love J.K. Rowling, but I'm pissed that she didn't tell me about this earlier. I never thought him of the sort - and I have pretty good gaydar, or so my friend Juan tells me. Spice girls baby!!

Read it all here. Personally, I always thought Snape was batting for the other team, the way he kept obsessing over Harry and his dad - Harry's mom was a beard!

Oh, and on a related note, this is the best damn thing ever!!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

For all you Star Wars fans out there



Ten bucks says she's taken. Who wouldn't want a piece of that?!?!?!?!

Scroll to about 1:10 to see her bust some mothereffin moves - watch!!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Don't mind the booster seat - just give me my beer.


This morning, I heard something that caught my attention on the radio. It was a segment for booster seats from the feds - not unusual - but what really caught my attention was the fact that the segment mentioned "children under 4'9" should use a booster seat in the car". Uhhhhh - I'm 2 inches away from having to use a booster seat in my own car - as I drive!!

I know I'm short, I have accepted that but let me tell you - I've thought about getting something like that to help prop me up while I drive, so I was really pumped when I saw that my new car has that lever thing to raise the seat vertically. Kick ass!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Why do I do this to myself?

I drink soda and I don't even like it.