My Mother's Texts

So, my mother has this "thing" where she ADORES sending me or forwarding over text messages to me from her friends. Some are cute, but the majority are pretty raunchy. Risque. As in "clutch your pearls and stay close to the fainting couch" dirrrrrty. So, one commenter on a blog I recent told me I should display these lovely tokens of x-rated treasure to the world. And the Beebs abides. Hope you like them :-)